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Reservations +399 44900
Claims for Lost Luggage or Passengers:
+399 44922
Cargo and Discount Fares: +399 34921
To Report an Intoxicated Employee:
+399 34455
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Message from the Managing Director
Unlike some airlines, where everything is a routine, at Aeroflark we still are awestruck at the magic of flight. In fact, we're amazed every time we actually get a plane into the air. We invite you to be part of our everyday adventure whether you're coming to Uflarkistan for business, pleasure or as highjack victim. However you come, it's always Welcome Aboard and "brezschull", Uflarken for "let's hope the duct tape holds together".
Our Flight Crew and Cabin Staff are Professionals
$50USD Reward if you spot an intoxicated or sleeping cabin staff member. $100USD Reward if you spot an intoxicated or sleeping pilot or co-pilot. And remember, if an Aeroflark employee is ever rude to you, demand a free coupon book good for cocktails on the plane.
The Aeroflark Guarantee
We get you to your destination within one day of your scheduled arrival
time. If we miss this commitment you can be assured that your remains
will be found and returned to your family.
Aeroflark Uflarkistan Airlines | Platz 9 Grezooksstad |
Grigoosk, 9000222 | Terms of Service