Good morning! --- Qayirly Tan [Ka-ihr-ly Tan]!

Good Afternoon (formal) --- Salamatsyz ba [Sala-maht-syz bah]

Good evening (formal) --- Qayirly Kesh [Ka-ihr-ly Kesh]!

Good night (informal)! --- Qayirli tyn!

How are you? --- Qalynyz Kalai [Ka-ly-nyz Ka-lai]?

My name is... --- Menym atym... [Meh-nym ah-tym]

Which way to the meat? --- Sizdin zhasynyz kanshada? [Syz-DIN ZHA-sy-nyz kan-SHA-da]

I prefer my meat warmed. ---Kim bolyp zhumys isteisiz?

Was your mother in the circus also? ---Siz yilengen siz be alde boidak syz ba?

I am an American. --- Men coutrheny petka cruise missiles.

I am a Canadian. --- Men coutrheny petka mounties.

Is that your mother or your sister? --- Men seni suiemin!

Meat! --- Rakhmet! [Rah-k-met]
 

COMMON EXPRESSIONS IN YOUR HOTEL

There is snake in my toilet! --- Keshiriniz!

Sandstorm! --- Tusinbedim!

Do you expect a sandstorm today? --- Bugun aua-rayi sondai zhaksy.

Uflark Language --- Uflark Tili

Can you tell me where the brothels are located? --- Siz kazir ne steginiz kelip tur?

Please come in and have some meat. --- Zhogary shygynyz.

Do you serve hound here? --- Sizdin zhanuyaniz barma?

Is that contagious? --- Balalarynyz barma?

With both of you? --- Zhubaiynyzdin aty-zhene kim?

Please control your children! --- Balalarynyzdin attary kim!
 

EXPRESSIONS HEARD DURING MEALTIME

This is the first time I tried Uflark traditional food. Please call an ambulance --- Men birinshiret Qazak ulttyk tagamin demin tattym. [Men bih-rin-shi-ret Qa-zak ult-tyk de-min taht-tym].

Doctor please! --- Densaulyk ushin!

Stomach pills, quickly! --- Ozak omir ushin!

Your pony is well behaved is he a pet or he for dinner? --- Magan unady?

I am sorry to both of you, but I must find the toilet quickly. --- Biz bir zhanyuiadaimiz.

Woman --- Aiel [I-yehl]

Hairy woman --- Mykty aiyel

Manly woman --- Er adam [Yehr adam]

I am looking for an apartment to rent but with no large spiders --- Men arendagha pater izdedym.

Where can I repair my satellite dish? --- Paterde nesche bolme bar?

Is this a neighborhood with low radiation? ---Aimaghy zhaksyma?

Where is the adult themed video store? --- Azyk-tylik dukeni kai zherde?

Does this municipality require the use of excrement shovels for my dog?. --- Kaida mashineni kaldyruga bolady?

My cat has died. Can you recommend a good taxidermist? --- Bul zherde garazh barma?

My clocks have all stopped. What time is it? --- Sagat kansha boldy? or: Sagat nishe?