Teleflark Makes Business and Personal Roaming Easy for Travelers

Welcome to Uflarkistan, where your GSM mobile is always ready to use. A few points to make your communications easier:

• Uflarkistan uses the "Brezholtz" power connector and is a 175 Volt system. If you don't have a compatible charger or a lightning arrestor for your antenna, you're welcome to rent both from Teleflark Mobile at the airport for only $USD150 per week.
   
• Good news! You can now initiate calls to or from anywhere in the world with your GSM phone in Uflarkistan. Your call will be completed as long as you are calling Russia, Georgia or The Ukraine.
   
• You may want to consider the rental of a suitcase nuclear weapon during your trip within Uflarkistan. They are equipped with a GSM phone and all the appropriate power adapters, voltage regulators, batteries, fuel cells and lightening arrestors required by Teleflark regulations.  You may reserve your nuclear weapon before leaving on your trip and pick it up at the airport on your arrival. The rental cost is only USD$750/week and requires a either a Uflarkistan Nuclear Weapon Operator's Permit or a Fishing License.
   
• Some parts of Uflarkistan do not have GSM mobile coverage. We would be delighted to offer you the rental of a Satellite Phone Truck and diesel generator at the airport. Unfortunately, regulations prohibit the use of the truck for carrying either you or your passengers, and the hiring of a driver, electronic technician and bus will be required at the same time.